Sandwich 3 slices of bologna, or any other round-shaped cold cuts, using spicy cream cheese filling or finely chopped hard-cooked egg mixed with mayonnaise and pickle.
Wrap in waxed paper and chill. Cut into pie-shaped wedges. Secure each wedge with a pick, and if you like, spear a pickled onion on the end of the pick.
This video is of a similar recipe although I think that version is big and sloppy . . . but still it is funny.
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